
The opera world is a predominantly civilized place, but like any other subculture we have our own lexicon and, in turn, our brand of pejoratives. One of the worst words in opera is likely Regietheater, which literally translates to “director’s theater.” Often synonymous with the slightly more impolitic “Eurotrash,” Regietheater is often deployed to describe odious, deconstructionist productions and stagings that are thought to be fundamentally at odds with the dramatic impetus and mise en scènes intended by the composer and librettist. Imagine, for instance, a director, given free reign, who feels justified in staging La Bohème in a meat locker, Nozze di Figaro in a Paxil-addled psychiatric hospital or Wagner’s Ring cycle in a strip club. One of the worst examples of Regietheater I’ve seen in some time — and a pop quiz testing your Regietheater readiness — after the jump. read more